"The only thing missing from this park experience is WHISKEY!"
The heat yesterday was making us cranky. I didn't turn the air conditioner on until pretty late in the day, but by then, the cranky damage was done. Dave isn't actually yelling at me in this picture, but I can tell you that I was ACTUALLY annoyed with him. You know when you are snapping at each other and then pretending it's all a joke when really deep down you want to rip each other's heads off? Yeah. That was
So we decided that a walk for ice cream would cure all of our woes. Well, Dave's woes anyway. I did not partake on account of the pansy ass lactose problem I have. Screw you evolution! I mean, I can't help it if I am ahead of everyone else can I?
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Who's that frump master 3000? Why...it's me!! I love the heat, I do, but I don't love how it can make you look like a deflated monkey five seconds after you shower. Not that any showering took place on this day, no sir. Too lazy. Paying for it today though, my hair is a rat's nest.
Happy now that he has ice cream. I mean really? Who can be annoyed when you have cotton candy ice cream? No one, that's who. Let's all remember that I did not have any cotton freaking candy ice cream.
I make my own happiness. With stupid faces.
Destination station. Park! Only there are no swings. Swings are what I live for. Funny, but a friend of mine was telling her boyfriend yesterday about my severe love of swings. It's true. Even though I am old now and they make me want to puke, I'LL TAKE THAT CHANCE.
How come I had to go to a shitty, brown, cheaply made school my whole life? Schools in Toronto are something else I tell you.
There is a SWEATER in my bag. Because even though it's hot enough to fry anything on the sidewalk, never mind an egg, I still made sure to bring my sweater. A grandma before my time. I am ok with this.
So excited to go down the slide.
Such a child.
Surprised at how fast I went. Isn't that a little dangerous?, asks Grandma Kato.
Love the blue skies we have been getting these days. Honestly, how can anyone be in a bad mood when you have this to look at?
How can anyone be in a bad mood when they have THIS to look at?
Ha! Caught Dave being all neighborly, saying hello to folks.
Oh my god! It's a park! A park with...
"The only thing missing from this park adventure is WHISKEY!". Because THAT wouldn't make me ralph or anything.
Dave writes: This marker is dead Thank you Dave.
These do not work for people of the adult persuasion.
Why am I always a boy? Why do I feel the need to get violent and try to throw people off of things? I don't know. Just how I was raised.
See? A little walk and playing in a park does wonders for
when your boyfriend annoys you heat aggression. We love each other again! Yay! Just kidding guys, we always love each other *eye roll* Look how much Dave wants me to touch him!
Enjoy your Monday folks! It is beautiful here!