I made the short list!
Next up is 2 hour long testing next Wednesday. Wish me luck and thank you for all your positive vibes!
It's like you aren't supposed to yell BORING when your kid is telling you about their day.
— Oh Susanna (@the_mom_dot_com) November 4, 2013
If we're in a car and I love the song on the radio and you turn it down to tell me something, please know that I now hate you.
— Gillian Hearn (@CUTEBABY017) January 13, 2014
It's like we're all ignoring the fact that Sylvester Stallone's face looks like soft serve ice cream.
— Puggy McSugarButt (@LuvPug) January 14, 2014
Double Dragon is my favorite game about 2 colorfully dressed gay brothers who try to come to grips with their sexuality via street violence.
— Joel Danger (@joeldanger) December 16, 2013
Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
— Jake (@plethoricjake) November 24, 2013
If a tree falls in Robert Plant's woods, do the forests echo with laughter?
— Wile E. Quixote (@ScottLinnen) November 17, 2013
RT if you have sinus congestion and can't smell what the Rock is cooking.
— Mediocre Marvel (@eliserose5) October 7, 2013
Is there a man on the planet that doesn't point the stud finder at himself during a DIY project?
— Olivia (@aveuaskew) July 11, 2012
JELLYFISH CAN EVAPORATE ALL OTHER FACTS ARE POINTLESS
— NOT A METH LAB (@jenlaw_11) July 10, 2013
Zach Morris could stop time & never grabbed a handful of Kapowski? U know Screech would touch a Turtle titty the second he said "Time-Out".
— Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) September 24, 2013
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