Help Me Out People!

by - August 21, 2009

I have a confession. I have been creating and updating this blog using a sorry excuse for a computer. This little beast has been a constant source of contention in my life, and I am counting down the days until I can smash it. Blow it up maybe? Either way, it will die a noble death and I will be SURE to post the pictures.

I am working off of a Hewlett-Packard Pavilion, that was built in 1999. I want you all to take a moment and recognize that you are in the presence of a saintly figure here. In the name of Jesus Christ our Lord, Amen. Although to be honest this piece of crap is less of a saintly figure and more of an old man drinking out of a brown paper bag, waiting for his life to end. The poor thing is dying, and has been for a couple of years now. It takes an entire 10-15 minutes to complete the initial start up, and it is forever sending me little error messages for no reason. Just to show me how much it cares you know? Back in early 2008 one of the hinges broke, and I spent a good 15 minutes laughing about it because it was just so.....FUNNY.

If I am not careful the screen tries to eat my fingers because it wont stay up on its own anymore on account of the awesome hinge. The cord is being held together with packing tape. Let's face it folks, I need a new computer because this is just embarrassing.

What would you suggest as far as computers go?

Oh, and stay tuned because when I do finally get a new computer, this one is going to meet its maker.

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