This Is What I Do At Work

by - September 09, 2009

A conversation between me and a co-worker:

Me: Imagine being married to someone who's last name is Semen?

Her: Yeah, that would be awesome.

Me: I would change my first name to 'Guzzle'.

Her: Haha!! Your poor kids! They would be embarrassed of you!

Me: No, because their names would be 'I like' and 'Hot for'.

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