by - October 04, 2011

I did something pretty freaking hilariously stupid today.

I was talking to some coworkers about the one and only date I went on when I was 15-years-old, and how the guy was a skeaze who kept calling me 'Scully' the whole time.

I asked the guy why he kept calling me that and well, I had to mime his answer to my coworkers on account of managers being right there and whatnot. So I um...used the universal symbol for blow job. We all know what that is, right?  

Ok....for those who don't:

Yeah, like I WASN'T going to include it.  Do you even know me?

So apparently calling a girl 'Scully' or, a scully means that you are a girl who gives a beej on the first date. Of course my 15-year-old self was mortified.

But let's fast forward to today. I was walking back to my dungeon after my awesome story, and I was continuing to mime the hand gesture while walking down the stairs (by myself I might add) and giggling about how stupid my stories are sometimes.

So I am blow job miming the entire way, only to come face to face with some dude staring in the window at me.


I am an idiot.

Note to everyone: don't ever mime a blow job when you are by yourself.  

Because that's weird. 

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