Oh JEEZ

A conversation between Dave and I today:

Me: Hey.  So my love for you today? It totally....LEVELED UP.

Dave: Oh yeah? Did you gain a bunch of experience points or something?

Me: Yeah. I fought an epic battle and gained five years worth of experience and leveled up. So now I have mad skills in this relationship.

Dave: Cool.

Me: I know right??!!!!

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