A Present? FOR MEEEE?

Today I received a present in the mail.

Now SOMEONE must have heard my prayers yesterday on my bloggy birthday, when I hoped and wished and prayed for the BEST present ever to come my way.  Because today it did.  I got a FREE gift in the mail from Shoppers Drug Mart for being an Optimum club member.  It came in a BOX.  The excitement was palpable.

Freaking out here.

OH MY GOD YES! What I have always wanted! One tampon and one pad! Tampons and pads, the gift that EVERY girl wants to make her feel better on those pesky 'bleedy' days.

I am not sure how to use these amazing gifts though....does it go like this?

Or maybe like that? Yeah, I am sure some people would like me using it in this fashion.

OOOHHH! It goes like this! 

Thank you Shoppers Drug Mart, for showing me your appreciation, and sending me a gift that will last me between 2-4 hours, depending on the flow.  

I really hope you sent your male Optimum club members the same thing.  Otherwise I will be PISSED!