I Might Be A Less Than Respectable Person

The other day I was on the subway when a 'less then respectable' person entered and sat down beside a pretty Asian girl. This man started chatting in semi-incoherent verse to her and he was just so gleeful that she was not getting up to move away. Good for her.
He was so happy that all he could think of to do in his elation was to hand her a bouquet of wrapped up dead flowers. And she accepted them.
And all I could think as I was watching this transaction was, thank god it wasn't ME this time. Because I am telling you, it's ALWAYS me.
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